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Making Canned Halloween Monstrosities
Round out your mad-science lab or witch's larder with just a few dollars and a little imagination
The above items were made for only a couple dollars each! It's easy if you have a few things around the house and a dollar store nearby. You just need a little imagination and an eye for mixing and matching.
Who needs off-the-shelf seasonal Halloween decorations when you can make your own in an afternoon for a fraction of the price and get ten times the quality - not to mention something wholly unique?
This is a process, rather than a specific How-To. Use a similar process on your own to mix and match different items to make your own jars. Wander through the dollar store and look at the various items in a whole new way!
The most important thing is to think of a story behind each creation. This will direct your efforts. Once you have a concept in mind, the rest of the jar will pretty much make itself.
Here is how the above items were made. Expand on this and make your own!
Ah, unlucky 13. Of course, there's no reason to think number 1 through 12 were any better off.
This is one of the simplest specimens. It shows how even simple components can be mixed to create something greater than the sum of its parts.
The Jar and Specimen
All it took was a jar and a small Halloween prop skeleton (both 1$ each at the dollar store), a label, and some contact cement.
The jar is square and the glass thickness is a little uneven, which is excellent because it distorts the skeleton inside just enough to give it that little je ne sais quois.
The skeleton itself is cheaply made, and while it is posable the joints are easy to pop apart. This also worked to advantage, because in pushing the skeleton into the jar some of the joints came apart. As a result, the jar contains a twisted and awkwardly-posed skeleton - which really looks pitiful.
What you put in the jar can be an important as HOW you put it in the jar. This small plastic skeleton is in an awkward position, and many of the joints popped loose. It looks broken and pitiful. Did an asymetrical shrinking process horribly dislocate bones? Was that part of the reason for the sadly short survival time? Or the result of a brutal experimenter careless stuffing the deceased into a jar?
The label is extremely important! The label will be looked at and read by everyone who examines your jar.
It not only sets the "mood" but it should hint at a story behind the contents of the bottle.
The following items should be kept in mind:
This specimen is a little more complex than Shrinking Potion Test Subject #13 but at its heart it consists merely of a pickle jar (lid painted black) and an expands-in-water octopus from the dollar store.
The specimen itself is a toy found in many novelty and thrift shops. It looks like a hard plastic animal, but when placed in water it expands and grows greatly! They are excellent for putting in jars like this!
I particularly like this one because of the tentacles which grew and crowded each other out. It has a kind of trapped-animal sinister look to it, and of course the "Fangs Removed" part of the label brings its own suggestions -- especially when you notice the small blood-smears (just red food coloring and a few grains of salt for texture) on the label.
The only thing that was done for this specimen, other than adding water, was to add a single drop of green food coloring, which gave the water a slight greenish tinge.
Also, when water is used in a jar which is meant to be permanent I would suggest adding a sanitizing agent to the water to prevent any possible bacterial growth. While stuff growing in the jar might look cool, it's probably not particularly healthy to have around - especially if it accidentally breaks.
Some suitable sanitizers would be a small amount of disinfectant, such as a household cleanser or - if you are a wine or beer-maker - some bottle sanitizer.
The Jar Top
The top of the jar was made to look less like a pickle jar by not only painting the lid, but also wrapping it in jute (twine). You can glue it in place as it is wrapped, then paint it with coffee or strong tea so it looks darker and older.
I have had also had good luck with:
This specimen is very similar to the previous one. It's really just an expands-in-water snake in a bottle.
A few things are done differently with this one that I would like to point out:
Sometimes Less Is More
While the label text is far more wordy than I would usually do, sometimes less is more. For example, with the large label covering up much (but not all) of the specimen, it looks less like a snake and more like a "what is that?"
It can be really fun to see what can be made! Jars can be saved and washed, or purchased cheaply at thrift stores. Old toys, plastic animals, fishing lures and all sorts of other things offer great possibilities.
A good talent to develop is what to show and what to cover. Colored or murky water can be used to shadow or otherwise obscure specimens that you don't want seen in too much detail. Strategically-placed labels can cover up bits that don't look quite right. Adding things to the inside of the jar (like sand, rocks, fake plants, etc) can also conceal or highlight things on the inside.
Knowing what to highlight and what to conceal can go a long ways to making a good specimen great! Have fun, and remember that if you don't like how it looks you can always start over!
AranaMuerta.com - A how-to and gallery of some other excellent looking jars and bottles of "Good Witch" brand ingredients. (The "Witches Kitchen" angle gives a different perspective and different inspiration, compared to my interest which is more "cryptozoology" and "mad science".)
HalloweenMonsterList.info - Many more resources for home-made Halloween props!
The Art of Alex CF - Incredible work, with a cryptozoological twist.
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